Things I Believe

THINGS I BELIEVE 

• Every woman deserves at least 2 bathing suits
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• That butter is better for you than margarine, trans fat or not
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• That those webby things on tree branches are where the spider babies live
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• That when bats and spiders breed, the offspring is called “spider babies”
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• That every single human being that was, is, or ever will be, is special and has something beautiful about them, even if they aren’t blessed with attractiveness
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• In still matching my socks to my outfit
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• In trying to use proper grammar and punctuation. Capitalization… not so much. I find it a bit pretentious.
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• That Current/Zeus and I are a couple in some sense of the word. I have to believe that or I don’t think I’ll make it
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