The Truth is usually somewhere in the middle, and that's where I'm "trying" to find myself.
Monday, July 30, 2012
WHAT I LEARNED IN 2006 (A RECYCLED BLOG)
ok, so I used to blog on Myspace, and some of them were pretty funny, so I decided to put them up here for your reading enjoyment!
Things I learned in 2006
1) Never fuck a man with the same name as your mother 2) 2 words: PLATE TECTONICS 3) you can choose to find the best in everyone, but in the end they all turn out to be crazy as shit house rats 4) Jagermeister is yucky 5) people really do like and care about me 6) I don't really suck as bad as I think I do 7) ketchup is not a sex toy 8) Who my real friends are 9) never let a drunk person cut your hair 10) how to be a goddess 11) don't count 100% on the 'baby test' on choosing a man to be with (if the baby likes him, he must be good, right???) 12) what it feels like to (almost) get (almost) what you want 13) that my mom really does care 14) that I won't burn in hell for saying "FUCK" and listening to AC/DC 15) if someone leaves you when you need them most, they were never really yours in the first place 16) how to make an Excel spreadsheet 17) Dating one alcoholic is not much different from being married to another alcoholic; same shit, different guy 18) what it's like for once to be wanted because I am a good person not just a good fuck, and then to screw it up because all i wanted was to fuck 19) I really am stronger than I think I am 20) I've got it going on enough to pick up a hottie IN MY PAJAMAS (go me, go me) 21) What it's like to be with a "bad boy" 22) Wrap your Stump before You Hump 23) no where is ever really safe 24) Sweet Cinnamon Pumpkin stuff from Bath and Body Works drives men crazy 25) how to be a player and to be played 26) men who are hurting tend to hurt others 27) some things (and people) never change 28) I CAN go places alone 29) Maybe I'm not as ready for a relationship as I thought I was 30) I was made in the image of the Goddess, and I am lovely in her sight 31) how to read Tarot cards 32) What it feels like to be treated well by a man 33) I am more than just a good fuck 34) I deserve to be treated well 35) It doesn't matter how many spells you do, if it is going to harm you, it won't work 36) that iPods ROCK 37) My Name is Earl is a really good show 38) When it comes to penises, it's either feast or famine 39) Sometimes when you play, you gotta pay 40) It is NOT ok to be hurt even if the guy stays with you 41) Movies that are not rated are better than Cinemax after 10PM 42) What an emo kid is 43) That I want to fuck Ami from Miami Ink 44) Just cuz a man hangs his coat up in the closet and puts his own clothes away does not mean he wont fuck you over or fuck you up 45) Spinach does taste good 46) What your mom tells you is really true: people pick on others because they are jealous 47) My favorite saying of 2006: "go fuck yaself" 48) How to milk a man- altho my attempt was unsuccessful 49) that being a witch/pagan ROCKS 50) the power of being a woman 51) Being pagan and believing in Jesus is not mutually exclusive 52) the power and peace of meditation 53) You shouldn't sleep with someone just because you feel obligated 54) what it's like to be on the leaving end of a one night stand (god, that's uncomfortable!! you men make it look so easy!) 55) Sometime, when I wasn't looking, I grew up... a lot